馬斯克的玩笑時刻。

Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2017年12月2日

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2018年2月2日

Initial Hat Offering going great w over $300k in hat sales already! Thanks for buying our super boring hat. You rock, figuratively & literally. All cash goes directly towards more boring.

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2017年11月21日

Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2018年4月1日

Franz throws steel ball at Cybertruck window right before launch. Guess we have some improvements to make before production haha. https://t.co/eB0o4tlPoz

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2019年11月23日

@MoeSargi Tesla 2 person electric ATV will come at first as an option for Cybertruck

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2019年11月22日

@priscillabanana X Æ A-12 Musk

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2020年5月5日

SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2018年6月9日

The Dogefather SNL May 8

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2021年4月28日

Perfect name https://t.co/qOUblToy7v

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2024年8月20日

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in! https://t.co/D68z4K2wq7

埃隆·馬斯克（@elonmusk）· 2022年10月26日